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Woman v. The Government
- Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
- Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
- Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
- Government: No.
Always loved this part, and herShe’s so adorable!
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This photograph is worth 1000 times more than a picture of a bottle of nail varnish or food etc. Only about 10 of my followers will reblog this, and the rest will not. It won’t spoil your blog. God bless him.
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the new jeans though
Only in Russia.
Russia.
in soviet russia, robber get screwed.
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I never get asked these things. But fuck it.
- 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
- 2.When did your last hug take place?
- 3.Are you a jealous person?
- 4.Are you tired right now?
- 5.Do you chew on your straws?
- 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
- 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
- 8.Do you cry easily?
- 9.What should you be doing right now?
- 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
- 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
- 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
- 13.Do you believe in love?
- 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
- 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
- 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
- 17.Will you get married?
- 18.When was the last time you smiled?
- 19.Does anyone like you?
- 20.Do you secretly like someone?
- 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
- 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
- 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
- 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
- 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
- 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
- 28.Are you a forgiving person?
- 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
- 30.Do you fall for people easily?
- 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
- 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
- 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
- 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
- 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
- 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
- 37.Can you live a day without TV?
- 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
- 39.Three names you go by..
- 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
- 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
- 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
- 43.What’s your current problem?
- 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
- 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
- 46.How many kids do you want to have?
- 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
Cardinals fans and a mini Fredbird representing St. Louis in Atlanta on Tuesday.
Yea, I'm different. Deal with it.
mentatboy asked: If you had to date a dead philosopher, who would it be?
I think I would have to say Aristotle, mainly for two of his quotes:
1) “Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence”
2) “Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”
I don’t know, never really put any thought into it at all.
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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Personal1-How are you?
2-Post a picture of yourself.
3-Do you ever wish you were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age you get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
8-What did you do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
11-Have you ever dyed your hair?
12-What is your eye color?
13-If you could change your eye color, would you?
14-Do you wear contacts/glasses?
18-Do you have any tattoos?
19-Do you have any piercings?
20-Left or right handed?
21-What’s your sexual orientation?
22-Do you drink?
23-Do you smoke?
24-Do you have any pets?
25-Where do you work?
26-Something you are working on right now:
27-Do you have any “rules” about food?
28-Where are you from?
29-What would you say is your best quality?
30-What do you think you’re really good at?
31-What do you think you’re really bad at?
33-Are you a bad person?
34-Are you nice to everyone?
36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
37-What is your ideal bed? Why?
38-Did you wake up cranky?
39-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
40-What do you think about the most?
42-What you want to be when you “get older”?
43-What are your career goals?
44-What is your ideal career?
45-Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
46-Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
48-Say 10 facts about your room:
49-Do you have any phobias?
50-Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
51-Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
52-Ever broken any bones?
53-Ever come close to death?
60-Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this?
61-Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
62-Describe yourself in one word/sentence:
63-A quote you try to live by:
64-A famous person you’ve been compared to:
65-Weird things you do when you’re alone:
66-Something you do without realising:
68-Someone you’d like to be for a day and why:
69-Leave me a compliment:Favorites
70-What is your favorite thing to do?
71-What’s your favorite color?
73-What’s your favorite movie?
74-What are your favorite books?
75-What is your favorite quote and why?
76-What is your favorite word?
77-What is your least favorite word?
78-What is your favorite type of food?
79-You favorite ice cream?
80-What’s your favorite animal?
81-Dogs or cats?
82-Describe your favourite texture:
83-What is your favorite flower?
84-What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex?
85-What is your favorite season?
86-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
87-What are four things you can’t live without and why?
88-Which mythological creature are you most like? Why?
89-What’s your favorite television show?
90-Favorite place to shop at?
91-Say 2 facts about your favorite things:Friends
106-Would you ever smile at a stranger?
107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
108-Who is someone you never tire of?
109-Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
110-Who is your most loyal friend?
111-Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
112-If your best friend died, what would you do?
113-Something you’ve lied about.
114-Have you ever felt replaced?
115-Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s):Relationships
116-The last person you hugged?
117-Story of your first kiss?
118-Do you like kissing in public?
119-Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
120-You have a preference for boys or girls?
121-Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
128-Are looks important in a relationship?
129-What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
130-What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
131-Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
133-Do you have a crush on anyone?
134-A description of the girl/boy you like:
135-Say 1 fact about the person you like:
136-If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
137-When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
138-Do you think someone has feelings for you?
139-Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
140-Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
141-Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
142-Anyone you’re giving up on?
143-Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
144-Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
145-Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
146-Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
147-Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
148-Is there someone you will never forget?
153-What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
154-What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
157-Are you in love?
158-Are you in a relationship?
159-If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
160-Are relationships ever worth it?
161-Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
162-Can you commit to one person?
163-Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
164-Do you ever want to get married?
165-Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
167-Do you get jealous easily?
168-The last time you felt jealous, and why?
169-What is your definition of cheating?
170-Have you ever been cheated on?
171-Do you forgive betrayal?
172-Have you ever cheated on someone?
173-Why did your last relationship fail?
174-Things you want to say to an ex:
175-A description of the person you dislike the most:
176-If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
177-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
178-How long was your longest relationship?
179-You’ll love me if…
180-Share a relationship story:Music, movies and books
181-How often do you listen to music?
182-What kind of music you like?
183-Do you like to dance?
185-Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
186-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past:
187-A song that’s been stuck in your head:
188-Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play:
189-A book you want to read/have recently read:
190-Describe your dream library:
191-Last movie you just watched:
192-Do you like watching what type of movies?Situations and crazy things
193-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?
194-What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for?
195-If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be?
196-You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?
197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
198-If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
199-If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
200-You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
201-If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
202-What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
203-What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be…
204-Halloween costume idea?
205-How you’d spend ten thousand bucks?
206-Press ctrl+v and post:
207-Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why.
208-5 things within touching distance:
209-A drunken story:
210-What are you supposed to be doing right now?
211-Currently wanting to see anyone?
212-Why you follow me?
213-If you met me what would you do?
214-Leave me a ridiculous question:
215-Leave me a cute message:
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